Fifth Avenue might not be where you’d expect to find the headquarters of this dairy-themed lubricant. But while it might not be churned by hand on the farms of Vermont, the oil-based product is a water-soluble, hypoallergenic, stainless personal sexual lubricant that keeps things sliding smoothly at a third of the cost, making this gift of pleasure all that more creamy. (Note: not latex safe.) Available at Unicorn Bookstore(277 W 22nd St, 212-924-2921), among other locations. $16.99; www.BoyButter.com.